AFK INTERNATIONALSIMULATED TRAFFIC · NOT LIVE
YOU LEFT A PIGEON IN CHARGE.AMERICA IS ON
AMERICA IS ON
AIRPLANE MODE.
One bird. One button. Nobody’s going anywhere.
SELECTED FLIGHT AFK404 ✈
HERE···········NOWHERE
Ready for departure. Emotionally, at least.
HELD BY PIGEON
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HELD DEPARTURES ARRIVALS1 : 404 · FICTIONAL AIRPORT
NATIONWIDE GROUND STOPSomeone touched the orange button.
AFK GROUND (MAIN) 121.404 MHz · PARODY CHANNEL
TOWER → ALL DEPARTURES
ORIGINAL COMEDY“All aircraft, hold position. The captain is a pigeon.”
NOT ACTUAL ATC AUDIO